Why There is Gum Under the Dinner Table

My Mom and Dad

Always said
That I have to throw my gum away

Instead of leaving it to rot, or stick around

I must not leave it on the ground

But I refused to do this, so I did

My Dad came looking for me, so I hid

So I found the gum, yes I did

My Dad said of the gum I had to become rid

So under the table the gum was hid