I just discovered that I donít know anything about
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I just discovered that I donít know anything about todays society. This of course
came as a shock. I had thought that I was an informed citizen but I now know otherwise.
this enlightenment came at great cost in time, and effort. The time was spent in watching
television for an hour. The effort was to not lose my sanity for unlike any other hour of
TV, this time I was forced to actually watch the commercials. The values that TV
presents seem to be different than what I was taught as a child. Advertisers seem to
present their own version of morality and values. Their idea of morality might not
coincide with ours, but it does sell their products.
Wait, I just learned that if I buy my wife an anniversary band she will know that I
love her. But of course the band is a few thousand dollars. Oh wait, easy financing is a
valuable. Darn I missed the small print that was flashed for two seconds on the bottom
of the screen. Oh well it must not have been important. Wont my wife love me even if I
canít afford to buy her this bracelet? I wonder if this is going to leave an impression on
anyone with an anniversary coming up? Could that be the intention?
If I want to enjoy work I had better listen to the lite fm 93.9., and for lunch I can
run out to Arbyís for 99 cent roast beef sandwiches, but only for a limited time. And if
those roast beef sandwiches get me sick I can go to Osco and get some medicine
twenty-four hours a day. All of these ads just came rapid fire. Is this playing upon my
need for instant gratification? Are the advertisers trying to get me to hurry?
I have to go see a Jeep dealer so I can outrun a bull in heat, but I better be careful
if I get it to dirty the pigs will fall in love with it. Wow is that a nice Jeep, but what is the
price anyway? And is it practical to own a vehicle that can go anywhere on or off the
road? I donít seem to need the ability in a car to drive up the side of a mountain. But if a
Jeep isnít my ticket then Taures has the car for me. Itís fast and responsive, just the car
to get me to Arbyís for the 99 cent special. Here again I missed the small print. I wonder
why they flash it so fast? What is in that print anyway?
Oh, if I get hungry I can go to Dennyís or is it Lennyís? For their breakfast
special. Guaranteed in ten minutes or itís free. Now thatís a deal! And guess what?
Here it is again, a repeat. I really had better go get that anniversary bracelet for my wife.
And the Taures must be a really good car for all these people on TV to like it so well.
And what is it with the Michael Jordan cologne anyway? I canít seem to figure out what
it will do for me. Oh well I suppose if I wait they will tell me. I certainly hope so, I
know now that I am not capable of figuring it out on my own. At least that is what they
seem to be telling me. I wonder what happened during my upbringing to leave me so
deficient? Is there anything that I can do to change this inability to make my own
Here it is for a very cool price I can buy the car that I need. It will get me where I
want to go. And the babes will stick to it like it was a magnet. Wow I need this car, I
sure am glad they let me in on the secret. Of course I need over twenty thousand dollars
to get it. But the women..... And is this car the only way I can pick up the babes or is
my charming personality enough? Oh well at least my car can get me to school. And
how would I pay for this vehicle? It would be a huge drain on my finances, but that is not
something they stated in the ad. Do I really need this car anyway? Will it do all the
things that are implied
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