Gangs of Chicago

attn getter: kill little jimmy

boss: um listen sammy I want u to take care of our little buddy jimmy see he lost some of our more expensive merchindise to the nunziatos

sammy: what do you want me to do boss what do you want me to do?

boss: take him out to eat and tell him his don doesnt care that he lost the merchindise and then take him to see the sights, when he\'s not looking tell him to be prepared to meet his old buddy tony, then scratch him!

sammy:sure boss sure

while we all would hate to be in little jimmy\'s position i\'m sure some of us wish we were alive in the roaring twenties when flappers and bootlegging were all in style

my book

The Gangs Of Chicago


Herbert Asbury

My topic # 4

real life connection

the book gangs of chicago is

explained by the title

the connection i made was with the whole mafia part of the book

growing up i wasnt really into anything kids my age liked

mafia guys are so cool they have funny names like sammy and jimmy and tony

and the cool ones never seem to die

they are dressed as if they are going to funeral

and seem to talk out of the side of their mouth

even tony saprano does that

they also have funny acents

but the best part is that mafia guys no matter how ugly face filled with scars

pimples on their forehead........they always seem to get the ladies

i saw the movie the godfather and knew i had to join an italian mafia

there were 2 problems though

i wasnt italian. . . . . . . . . .appearently!


and the 1920\'s happened a long long time ago

so i did the next best thing

i started my own mexican mafia at the age of 6

our name.................

the aztecios

we were the toughest mexican mafia around

we were the only mexican mafia around

but over time like any mafia my chronies slowly departed

3 of them to be exact

havier moved away

jose wasnt allowed to go outside

and jack\'s mom didnt want jack to play our little game anymore because she thought the whole mafia idea was stupid and i qoute "eres loco" for those of you who dont understand she called me crazy

so my dream of being a mafia boss ended

until HBO ran a pilot of a new show called the sapranos

after that i rewnewed my mafia vows

because i knew i had to become tony saprano


because no one messes with him he is one bad mama jama

and if they mess with him

well if you watch the sapranos you know what happens to them

the book mentions all of the more famous chicago gang members

and should be read by everone who has ever been interested in the mafia

and anyone interested by chicago history